money makes the world go 'round

"the universe ain't gonna GET right..."

Mike to me when discussing the painful ironies surrounding $5,000 commissions for work used in films, yet we pay several arms and legs for our education...

June 7, 2010, Portland, OR

meatless protein

"that's the beautiful thing about bacon."

Bryson to the group when asked about his protein allergy and how he can still eat bacon. it's all just fat.

June 3, 2010 Portland, OR

circle jerks

"I don't wanna be surrounded by masturbators again!!"

Ruta to the group at a bbq when discussing possibly taking a group trip to Sauvie Island.

Memorial Day 2010, Portland, OR

preparedness

"you should always be prepared for a game of red rover to break out."

Wayne Curry to me, on a subway in NY.

March 11, 2010

self portrait

"that doesn't look like a holded out photo!"

Dan to Jadd when looking at one of Jadd's photos that he'd taken of himself with friends.

here kitty, kitty, kitty...

"what have you been feeding her, TUNA WATER??? she loves that shit..."

Ruta to the group, but describing a conversation with her neighbor who she suspects has been feeding her cat...

3/29/2010

mike's ass

Mike to Katie:

"My ass hurts and you're doing it to me..."

in reference to his having to sit on the floor during Katie's critique.

yesss.

lesson plan

(in our pedagogy class)

Mike to me:

"you could do a lesson plan on fuck."

3/30/2010

sensitivity

Ruta to the group during happy hour at Lompoc:

"he was totally a sensitive pony-tailer..."

describing an annoyingly sensitive dude.

heh heh

3/29/2010

new york stylin'

said:

"i need help"

"i'll eat your nuts, but that's all i can do..."

overheard:

"i'm gonna spit on you!"

"i swear to god, jerome, if you spit on me i will rip those braces right outta yo' FACE! i will BLACK OUT on you...BLACK. OUT!"

junior high is a bitch isn't it?

March 04, 2010

"John McCain is hot."

-Anne Marie Oliver, 2:29 pm.

March 04, 2010

"We enter nothingness; we enter seduction junction what's your function."

-Bryson Hansen, 2:40 pm.

Katie-isms

February 6th, 2010.

On the way back from a small group trip to Seattle, Katie gets a text from a friend about a metal band playing locally later that evening.

Katie to Tyler, Gruber, and me:

"man i swear to god guys, every day is like the best day of my life!"

hairy men in the 90's

Elizabeth to the group in a conversation about "man grooming" before class started:

"it was the 90's... wen didn't max"

(i love those little moments when you transpose the first letter of 2 words and it still sort of makes sense... )

:)

Thats cause gia's a dyke

sometime in Febuary.....

in Anne Marie's class, talking about olfactory sense in relation to some piece of theory.... Katie says:

"yea that's just like Gia, sometimes I walk by her and just (inhales deeply through her nose) and say wow you smell so good. She said, 'Yea, it's cause I wear cologne so I smell like a boy'"

* and Gia thought.... yeah that's how I get all the straight girls ; )

Problems

"I'm making a totem pole of all the problems in my life."

-Bryson Hansen. 3pm, March 2, 2010

Anne Marie's class

In a discussion about the masks we wear and how we present ourselves to the world:

Dan to Elizabeth:

"We have control over it, I mean, it's not like you walk around wearing leather jackets and chains"

Gia to Dan:

"Yeah, like SOME people"

she said with her unzipped super stylish leather jacket and her awesomely rad chain necklace

telekinesis

Carl to Daniel:

"hey Dan can you hold this? you don't actually have to touch it..."

Daniel to Carl:

"you want me to hold it with my mind?"

making sense with a sledgehammer in the 4th dimension

Mike to Daniel early February sometime

Mike and Dan in a friendly debate about what makes sense and what doesn't.

Mike says to Daniel:

"fuck you, you made a monolith and hit it with a sledge hammer. you like to say that things "don't make sense" and then you talk about the fourth dimension for an hour and a half."

note: this was all in good fun and everyone laughed...